go away 2022

A sentence a month

I had very high hopes.

Last years' bangs were not drastic enough.

Have I told you how much I hate Germany?

It's not Germany, it's me, and now I use pomade in my hair.

Welcome to trolls.

I continue to provide myself intense comedic relief.

This pink coffee mug limits the number of "sirs" I get in a day.

I can finally use Bobby pins again.

Germans and I agree on peeing on the side of the highway

It rained for 8 weeks going into Fall.

My bike is my best friend here.

I panic purchased a stick shift, then I panic purchased a Volvo, but this time it was a good choice.

In order