what about this tree

Any time I get any where I’m going to have to pee.

Anything peaceful is disrupted:

Reading

Sleeping

Sitting

Writing

Walking

Running

you may wonder if I am writing a poem about pee- not really, just keep reading if you will.

Isn’t that just the most annoying thing. Your mind is happy to be on the road but your bladder always holds you back. Just as you think you’re settled. No? Just me? Nothing like a 10 hour road trip by myself- this means unlimited pee breaks and turning a 10 hour driving into 14!! ultimately, it just means more podcasts. Did you know if you squat over the toilet seat you’ll never feel like you truly don’t have to pee anymore. The first 3 years of high school I never sat on a toilet seat- maybe a forever full bladder is why I was always so strung out. Oops. So my beautiful beautiful ladies, let’s all sit down on those disgusting seats, because that is what a layer of Charmin is for honestly.

Like now,

I kinda wanna just lay down on the pavement and feel the rain on me, but instead I’m trying to decide if this tree is wide enough to squat behind.

Oh to be a man.

see image for what my camera sees as I run to find a somewhat acceptable bathroom